Oct 30, 2010

Subways Marriage with the iPhone...eeww


Yay, now in new zealand you can order your favourite subway lunch using your iPhone!!, hazzar!!, could it get any better?

copypasta
It’s a world first for SUBWAY® restaurants, is making ordering your favourite SUBWAY® meal a whole lot easier, and is currently the most downloaded free iPhone application in New Zealand.
Developed right here in Aotearoa, SUBWAY® New Zealand is the first country in the world to launch the innovative new SUBWAY Express™ iPhone application.
Created by New Zealand mobile technology development company Altaine, the SUBWAY Express™ iPhone application allows customers to order with ease using a highly-specialised system installed on iPhones or iPod Touches.

I know you yanks and euros are jealous of our amazing leaps in technology, so here i am reveling in glory!!

Oct 28, 2010

Something Controversial?

I think anyone who goes to war deserves to die. I also think any family who lets their family go to war deserves to lose their loved one. Discuss...

Oct 27, 2010

Playstation Phone???

Is sony gonna pull this one out?? there have been speculators for a few months, but it wasnt til now that pics have bee released.


Packing a 1gz processor and 5 megapixel camera, it looks like sony's trying to slink in there and rival both ninteno ds AND the freakin iphone! anywho, more on this page:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/gaming.gadgets/10/27/playstation.phone.mashable/index.html?hpt=C2

..... Aphex Twin .....

Just thought id link to, still, one of my favourite videos of all time and also a lesser known track from an artist who bent my tastes in a good direction, enjoy :)





Oct 26, 2010

Oh NO!

Paul the Octopus, the tentacled tipster who fascinated football fans by correctly predicting results at this year's World Cup, died Tuesday.
What do we do now?

Also, anyone wanting to contact me about this octopus or any other matter, they can do by emailing to gmail, my address is the same as my blog page title.

And if you dont want to comment on the octopus, then you can talk about toothpicks.

Oct 24, 2010

.....Cigarettes

Does smoking make you feel cool still?
It used to at least. In my opinion it still does. Of course it shouldnt make you feel cool. But i see people elegantly flinging and petting their smokes as if its a way to portray style. They might be talking away about something important and, for effect, break the sentence to take a drag, carry on talking, then just after the punch line is made.. the exhale, with semi puckered lips.

I smoke cos im addicted and i like to highten the effect of my punchlines.

Oct 21, 2010

Whats your idea on viagra?




Apart from clogging spam filters, what do you know about it? done it? had fun? i havent done it. i dont even know how the drug works. i could wiki all that, but id rather trust my followers who i believe to be a lot more geared to answer most questions then the stupid internet. my girlfriend isnt dissatisfied, but we take other pills at raves and festivals and have a great time! ...discuss

Oct 20, 2010

So.... i was a hater in my last thread....

now im gonna be a lover, and to equalize im gonna frame.... lily allen. she's almost as big a pop star as gaga, and definetly in the same bullshit and corrupt pop music game thats destroying peoples tastes in music all over the globe. But i like lily allen. shes cute... and her songs are catchy - by far the producers involvement, but shes got a style about her that says im upmarket-east-london-trash.... but in the end, lily as about as much pop as i can tolerate. just a smidgen...

i didnt want to put a video of lady gaga on my last blog, i just wanted to find the ugliest photo of her just for effect. but now for effect heres a vid from miss allen... yeah.....nah... its a mok up vid:

Oct 19, 2010

we must be stupid....

Lady Gaga has made us all dumber. Her music sounds like techno remixes of children songs, her lyrics make her sound like a twelve year old and her fashion style destroys a perfectly good supermodel. So then why is she popular?

Oct 17, 2010

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!

Dont be haters, we're all the same!!!! and to celebrate that, here's a cool vid:



Oct 16, 2010

shit man.... that stinks

A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.

Pink Scarf



hhmmmm... discuss.... just watch the first minute, the rest is, well... gay

Oct 13, 2010

Warcraft 4.0.1 patch problem threads

For those having issues with the 4.0.1 patch downloading and installing iv gathered a bunch of non-blizz links to threads for you to watch incase problem gets solved. check back here every hour or so cos il post fixes that i find :D

Slow p2p transfer rate, (iv had 15kbps for more than 3 days):
Turn peer to peer trasfer OFF in the downloader preferences, your will then only download from the blizzard direct dowload site.

firewall help:
Friend just told me that if its saying ''you are behind firewall'' close the downloader (all downloaded files are not deleted) and open the wow launcher, not the wow exe, (its in your wow folder). this has solved his problem. hes says the behind firewall massege comes back after a while but he repeats the process.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080412141128AAR7SiB
MAC - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091208110236AAYlayf

other:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101013080925AAXPcGU
http://www.wowwiki.com/Patch_mirrors
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101012230551AAeGc82
http://games.softpedia.com/get/Patch/World-of-Warcraft-Patch.shtml
http://www.product-reviews.net/2010/10/13/wow-patch-4-0-1-update-on-patch-issues-bugs-problems/
http://www.blizzplanet.com/blog/comments/how-big-is-the-wow-patch-4-0-1-download
http://forums.wowgrunt.com/thread.php?id=27188063842&forumID=11111
http://www.threadmeters.com/tj6TLZ/PATCH_40_Downloading/

ok.. show of hands: at school were you the bully? or the bullied?

I was bullied :( wwwaaaaaaahhhhh!

Oct 12, 2010

wot do?

I often wonder how i would react if the internet went down. not just my local isp but, imagine some little nerd web lurker comes up with a virus that brings entire world to its knees by disabling THE INTERNET and hell, why not disable everyones puter at the same time, im not a weeny little tech nerd so i couldnt even start to think how. But the senario is: your puter doesnt go, noones puter goes, internet non-functinal - indefinetly. how much do you depend on your puter and the interent?

Oct 5, 2010

Check it out guys, its the new 'in thing' to say instead of 'haha'

LOL, an abbreviation for laughing out loud,[1][2] or laugh out loud,[3] or sometimes lots of laughs,[citation needed] is a common element of Internet slang. It was used historically on Usenet but is now widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication, and even face-to-face communication. It is one of many initialisms for expressing bodily reactions, in particular laughter, as text, including initialisms for more emphatic expressions of laughter such as LMAO[4] ("laughing my arse/ass off"), ROTFL[5][6][7][8] ("roll(ing) on the floor laughing") or ROFL[9] ("roll(ing) on [the] floor laughing"), and BWL ("bursting with laughter", above which there is "no greater compliment" according to technology columnist Larry Magid)[10]. Other unrelated expansions include the now mostly historical "lots of luck" or "lots of love" used in letter-writing.[11]

Oct 3, 2010

You shouldnt try to eat a football

Friends of the dumb fat catfish are mourning today at the passing of an hero. although the death was ''out of the blue'', there is a somber feeling around the town barn house that the fish just wasnt coping.  two days before the incident the fish was seen outside the local pub wearing a ronaldo mask and speaking loud and incoherently to a lamp post. on further investigation the fishes room was found to be plastered with pictures of David Beckham and the letters 'ffffuuuuuuuuu' smeared in blood.

Oct 2, 2010

Wanted! A Dangerous Criminal… Wait for the MugShot

I love taking the piss... but if you had the oppurtunity, what would you replace the photo with??