You shouldnt try to eat a football

Friends of the dumb fat catfish are mourning today at the passing of an hero. although the death was ''out of the blue'', there is a somber feeling around the town barn house that the fish just wasnt coping.  two days before the incident the fish was seen outside the local pub wearing a ronaldo mask and speaking loud and incoherently to a lamp post. on further investigation the fishes room was found to be plastered with pictures of David Beckham and the letters 'ffffuuuuuuuuu' smeared in blood.