MOAR SLOTHS!! you say?

since my sloth/blog infatuation began last week iv now decided that i realy want a sloth... away with cats they can run too fast and get pissed off too easy. sloths make cats look like arseholes...simply. but they are as cudly and as cute... aggreed?

NO... this blog is about sleepwalking dogs

This Blog is now about SLOTHS

i dont care who won the last brawl. i just want more sloths.

bbbrraaaAAWWLLL!!!!!!!

ALAS, with a vote of 5 for peter and a vote of 5 for stan, WE HAVE A DRAW!!!! AARAGGAHAHHHHH!!!!!!!!      im by no means a liberal at heart but is coolness to see a 50/50 split cos it means A BETTER FIGHT!!! AARGHHH!!!!

woteva, shutup koko,

SO, today things are realy gonna kik off when we pitch a SLOTH!! AGAARHAHH with JENIFER ANISTON..... argh. that realy is how jenifer aniston looks like irl, im telling you....

SO WHO WINS ARGHHHH!!!???? AND HOWWWWARRARRAAHHHAA???

All out BRAAWWL!!

So WERe gOnnA pItCh sTAN vs pEtEr In A FigHt!!!1!!! AARRGGGHHH!!!!

SO WHO WINS THEN???!!!! AND HOW!!!! AARRGGHHH!!!!

A Hamster

Couldnt quite get the time to create an amazing blog today so il put a hamster on it and see what i get.

Sweet :) works now

Yeah, after running amok in my town with a one-hand chainsaw and a box of donuts screaming at the top of voice that i wanted to play warcraft, i came home at 5am this morning, washed off the blood and excess icing sugar and crawled into bed with my laptop. now it's downloading yay :D

here's a guitar on drugs:

YAY wow downloader problems AGAIN

Imagine you pay per month to use a service but every two months you lose a week due to technical problems caused by that service. wouldnt you expect some rebate???

no you wouldn't, cos it's blizzard fucking up again...

sorry for boring post... spending too much time resolving said issue.

here is a vagina fish:

achem!.....pushing boundaries IV

SO... We gots ourselves a fine tune today! Infected Mushroom, apart from being the awsomest psy trance artists ever, have managed their way into almost any new psy enthusiasts cd wallet. But thats not what gets them into pushing boundaries 4, nop.

its simply because their music, while being psychedellic, doesnt quite fit with any other psy artist... ever. they are musicaly enlightened composers who draw from theatrical elements to twist your brains on the dance floor. and their music is awsome.

this track comes from a downtempo album called Converting Vegetarians and is probably the album that will hook you first, the other albums are full of dance floor trance madness. anyway... converting vegetarians

pushing boundaries #$%!!

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pushing boundaries III - shpongle

Everybody loved Enigma and Deep Forest, I know most of you over the age of 25 can rememeber singing away to some african lyric and dancing to the funky world beatz. But at the same time was a revolution in the hippy movement who were begining to embrace electronic music.
LSD was still a prime influence in music creation and psychedellic trance was born from this and the relatively new rave scene.
Simon Posford, the man behind the 'halucinogen' - argueably the first mainstream psy-trance act, joined forces with Raja Ram - a rave enthusiast and dj of the new psy scene, to create Shpongle - an amazing link to the psy-chill era.
From Shpongle came a plethora of new sounds and techiniques in chill-out music and made its way to being one of my top played artists in my colection.

pushing boundaries II - boards of canada

Boards of Canada havn't been in much of a pop style spotlight, but I think they have made more of an impact than most in the underground idm and downbeat scene. Most of your favourite emo bands that all you emos love today will probably list Boards of Canada as a favourite.
They're known for revamping old 60's and 70's tv show samples, which are by nature grainy and rough, while puncuating them with idm style percussion.
Always and interesting riff or synth melody, always a delve into an ambient atmosphere.
This one caught me with the heavy drumkit sequence towards the end:

pushing boundaries - autechre

This is Autechres 'Gantz Graf' from 2002, and i think it marks the end of extreme experimentalism in the elctronic music scene. shit's been done now. i havnt heard anything quite as marginalised as this since.

i dunno maybe you can help me find something thats recent and as experimental. also dubstep is crap. inb4 dubstep.

I think il spend the next few posts linking vids and tunes that i think have been forefront in music history.

Here, if you havent seen it yet

i lol'd

HAi gUYs

Iv just finsihed reading this book here:

Its Great! Gobal polution has put the environment on the edge of the point of no return and a bunch of billionaires disregard the human race and scramble at any chance they get to save themselves while a bunch of useless hippies try to stop them.

Its his first book, written in the 80's and iv read about 7 others from him. He's the most entertaining writter ever in my opinion.

delivard

will regret

hai guys thats me up there ^ im too tired to write blog so im gonna pay price by doing something stupid and posting proof. you just gotta come up with something, best one wins, i choose. i aint doin anything ilegal or posting nudity and id rather you thought of something more creative and wacky than immature and vulgar. i dunno, get me to pour spaghetti over my head. wanna see my town? i could try geting 100 signatures from randoms...woteva... make laugh and possibly a little uncomfortable.
multiple suggestions welcome, next blog will be proof, oh yea, make it proovable... if thats a word.

tl;dr: tell me to do something stupid and i post proof.

Playstation 3 with motion-sensing controls

Sup yo, playstation are bringing out motion sensitive controllers to bring VR into a new state!! kik-ass, soon we'll all be in our own movie!

copypasta
Virtual fighters engaged in a bare-knuckle brawl as Sony introduced a world of street fighting played out with Move motion-sensing controls for PlayStation 3 videogame consoles.
Players bobbed, jabbed, punched and head-butted under the daunting gaze of action film tough guy Danny Trejo, whose animated character is a coach in "The Fight: Lights Out" title set for release on November 9.

I'd imagine this will be the advent of a thousand more games and even new genres of games. Nintendo Wii started the craze, lets see what sony can come up with :)

Subways Marriage with the iPhone...eeww

Yay, now in new zealand you can order your favourite subway lunch using your iPhone!!, hazzar!!, could it get any better?

copypasta
It’s a world first for SUBWAY® restaurants, is making ordering your favourite SUBWAY® meal a whole lot easier, and is currently the most downloaded free iPhone application in New Zealand.
Developed right here in Aotearoa, SUBWAY® New Zealand is the first country in the world to launch the innovative new SUBWAY Express™ iPhone application.
Created by New Zealand mobile technology development company Altaine, the SUBWAY Express™ iPhone application allows customers to order with ease using a highly-specialised system installed on iPhones or iPod Touches.

I know you yanks and euros are jealous of our amazing leaps in technology, so here i am reveling in glory!!

Something Controversial?

I think anyone who goes to war deserves to die. I also think any family who lets their family go to war deserves to lose their loved one. Discuss...

Playstation Phone???

Is sony gonna pull this one out?? there have been speculators for a few months, but it wasnt til now that pics have bee released.

Packing a 1gz processor and 5 megapixel camera, it looks like sony's trying to slink in there and rival both ninteno ds AND the freakin iphone! anywho, more on this page:
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/gaming.gadgets/10/27/playstation.phone.mashable/index.html?hpt=C2

..... Aphex Twin .....

Just thought id link to, still, one of my favourite videos of all time and also a lesser known track from an artist who bent my tastes in a good direction, enjoy :)

Oh NO!

Paul the Octopus, the tentacled tipster who fascinated football fans by correctly predicting results at this year's World Cup, died Tuesday.

What do we do now?

Also, anyone wanting to contact me about this octopus or any other matter, they can do by emailing to gmail, my address is the same as my blog page title.

And if you dont want to comment on the octopus, then you can talk about toothpicks.

.....Cigarettes

Does smoking make you feel cool still?

It used to at least. In my opinion it still does. Of course it shouldnt make you feel cool. But i see people elegantly flinging and petting their smokes as if its a way to portray style. They might be talking away about something important and, for effect, break the sentence to take a drag, carry on talking, then just after the punch line is made.. the exhale, with semi puckered lips.

I smoke cos im addicted and i like to highten the effect of my punchlines.

Whats your idea on viagra?

Apart from clogging spam filters, what do you know about it? done it? had fun? i havent done it. i dont even know how the drug works. i could wiki all that, but id rather trust my followers who i believe to be a lot more geared to answer most questions then the stupid internet. my girlfriend isnt dissatisfied, but we take other pills at raves and festivals and have a great time! ...discuss

So.... i was a hater in my last thread....

now im gonna be a lover, and to equalize im gonna frame.... lily allen. she's almost as big a pop star as gaga, and definetly in the same bullshit and corrupt pop music game thats destroying peoples tastes in music all over the globe. But i like lily allen. shes cute... and her songs are catchy - by far the producers involvement, but shes got a style about her that says im upmarket-east-london-trash.... but in the end, lily as about as much pop as i can tolerate. just a smidgen...

i didnt want to put a video of lady gaga on my last blog, i just wanted to find the ugliest photo of her just for effect. but now for effect heres a vid from miss allen... yeah.....nah... its a mok up vid:

we must be stupid....

Lady Gaga has made us all dumber. Her music sounds like techno remixes of children songs, her lyrics make her sound like a twelve year old and her fashion style destroys a perfectly good supermodel. So then why is she popular?

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!

Dont be haters, we're all the same!!!! and to celebrate that, here's a cool vid:

shit man.... that stinks

A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.

Pink Scarf

hhmmmm... discuss.... just watch the first minute, the rest is, well... gay

Warcraft 4.0.1 patch problem threads

For those having issues with the 4.0.1 patch downloading and installing iv gathered a bunch of non-blizz links to threads for you to watch incase problem gets solved. check back here every hour or so cos il post fixes that i find :D

Slow p2p transfer rate, (iv had 15kbps for more than 3 days):
Turn peer to peer trasfer OFF in the downloader preferences, your will then only download from the blizzard direct dowload site.

firewall help:
Friend just told me that if its saying ''you are behind firewall'' close the downloader (all downloaded files are not deleted) and open the wow launcher, not the wow exe, (its in your wow folder). this has solved his problem. hes says the behind firewall massege comes back after a while but he repeats the process.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080412141128AAR7SiB
MAC - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091208110236AAYlayf

other:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101013080925AAXPcGU
http://www.wowwiki.com/Patch_mirrors
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101012230551AAeGc82
http://games.softpedia.com/get/Patch/World-of-Warcraft-Patch.shtml
http://www.product-reviews.net/2010/10/13/wow-patch-4-0-1-update-on-patch-issues-bugs-problems/
http://www.blizzplanet.com/blog/comments/how-big-is-the-wow-patch-4-0-1-download
http://forums.wowgrunt.com/thread.php?id=27188063842&forumID=11111
http://www.threadmeters.com/tj6TLZ/PATCH_40_Downloading/

ok.. show of hands: at school were you the bully? or the bullied?

I was bullied :( wwwaaaaaaahhhhh!

wot do?

I often wonder how i would react if the internet went down. not just my local isp but, imagine some little nerd web lurker comes up with a virus that brings entire world to its knees by disabling THE INTERNET and hell, why not disable everyones puter at the same time, im not a weeny little tech nerd so i couldnt even start to think how. But the senario is: your puter doesnt go, noones puter goes, internet non-functinal - indefinetly. how much do you depend on your puter and the interent?

hHhehhee lol'd dumbass

heres bit tekno worth listen

Check it out guys, its the new 'in thing' to say instead of 'haha'

LOL, an abbreviation for laughing out loud,^[1][2] or laugh out loud,^[3] or sometimes lots of laughs,^{[citation needed]} is a common element of Internet slang. It was used historically on Usenet but is now widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication, and even face-to-face communication. It is one of many initialisms for expressing bodily reactions, in particular laughter, as text, including initialisms for more emphatic expressions of laughter such as LMAO^[4] ("laughing my arse/ass off"), ROTFL^[5][6][7][8] ("roll(ing) on the floor laughing") or ROFL^[9] ("roll(ing) on [the] floor laughing"), and BWL ("bursting with laughter", above which there is "no greater compliment" according to technology columnist Larry Magid)^[10]. Other unrelated expansions include the now mostly historical "lots of luck" or "lots of love" used in letter-writing.^[11]

You shouldnt try to eat a football

Friends of the dumb fat catfish are mourning today at the passing of an hero. although the death was ''out of the blue'', there is a somber feeling around the town barn house that the fish just wasnt coping.  two days before the incident the fish was seen outside the local pub wearing a ronaldo mask and speaking loud and incoherently to a lamp post. on further investigation the fishes room was found to be plastered with pictures of David Beckham and the letters 'ffffuuuuuuuuu' smeared in blood.

Wanted! A Dangerous Criminal… Wait for the MugShot

I love taking the piss... but if you had the oppurtunity, what would you replace the photo with??

I care.....

The British Ministry of Defence is investigating the death of a young Afghan girl who died after being hit by a box of leaflets dropped by the RAF.

It seems this is truely the definition of irony.... we try to help... but then we just fuk them up.  But realy on a deeper level the MOST ironic thing about this is that you dont care!

Have you guys seen FOREST GUMP!!??

OmG, its such a great film!!, i fully cried my eyes out like i was a baby, that film is SO GREAT, omg, im in tears as i write this post, i got a copy of it yesterday and iv watched it 14 times !! 14 times!!!, iv stoped playing wow and eating - the two most stable occurences of my day, hell im gonna watch it again...

wots ur puter?

i have:
Dell Studio 15 laptop
Intel Core 2 Duo P8400 @ 2.26Ghz
3GB RAM
Windows Vista Home Premium 32-bit
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 3400 Series

simply put...

Im soRy i reaLY thiNK itS WorTH A MeNtioN

http://www.deepmix.ru/

for real, give it some time, it might sound crap and boring at first but believe me, I NEVER LURK WITHOUT IT ....

im annoyed with facebook

is facebook the most self indulgent phenomenon ever? people write shit like, ''my baby spewed on my shoulder, eeeEEEwww''
and they get 'DAVE and four others like this post'
and 'john says 'eeewww'
mary goes 'ugh babies, you love them or you hate them'
all the time im reading it wondering where these people get their enthusiasm from? were we always this drab?

Its A NEW BLOG!!

HI yehaa, iv started a new blog today, kikass. where's it going? who knows? but its gon beee phun